uglyaustralian:

tumblr users that id like to become friends with but i dont want to annoy them? yeah i gotta few..

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(via coluring)

pidgeys:

how do u go for a walk without looking weird

(via bowtiesarecool)

very very sad

prolusion:

if you are nice to me there’s a 99% chance i’ll get attached to you and you’ll hate me

(via uncloses)

guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

(Source: guy, via coluring)