i accidentally clicked Exit on a pornsite when it asked if I was 18 or older and it sent me to addictinggames so i’ve been there for the last hour

(via assume)


If I ever like your sad post

It is support

I am not enjoying your tears

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Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.

(Source: jimmyfallonofficial, via instagrarn)